Dear PHP and CakePHP

I hate you.

That is all.

5 Responses to “Dear PHP and CakePHP”

  1. Ryan Allen says:

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  2. benajnim says:

    I’ve read a lot of programmers’ rants with various frameworks, include Cake (that the ramp-up time is higher than other PHP frameworks). Any specific reason for your hatred?

  3. Toby Hede says:

    Mostly I just think that it is PHP’s fault. It lacks any real dynamic capability. So rather than returning Model objects from Queries, you get nested hashes of arrays of hashes. The whole value of OO in your data layer is instantly lost in one foul swoop.

    Not to mention the continued insanity of the PHP libraries. Trapped so deeply in the C world that the rest of us left behind some time in 1995. Try working out what hell strpos returns. Or is it str_pos? Or real_str_pos?

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  5. Robert says:

    To say it is PHPs fault isn’t really fair as it wasn’t designed as an object language to start with. Pick the right tool for the job.

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